German Shepard Puppies Commit Suicide After Receiving Names From a Toddler
Colorado Springs (Denver Post): Four German Shepard puppies apparently committed suicide yesterday after their owner allowed her two and a half year old toddler to name the dogs. All four puppies...
View ArticleSix Trump Supporters Locked In Their Car For Three Hours
Washington D.C. (The Daily Beast): Six supporters of President Donald Trump are recovering after being locked in their car for three hours this morning. They were rescued by a 90 year old...
View ArticleNew Jersey Legislature Reconsidering Bill That Provides Jobless Benefits to...
Trenton, NJ (Fox News): The New Jersey legislature has sent back to committee a bill that provides the opportunity for ugly hookers to apply for state jobless benefits. The bill, H6901, added "Ugly...
View ArticleMovie "50 Shades of Trump" Canceled: Could Only Find 4 Shades
Hollywood, CA: A movie idea that has been floating around Hollywood since Donald Trump won the Presidency has been permanently shelved due to extreme lack of source material. The proposed movie, to be...
View ArticlePresident Trump Believed U.S. Was Launching Senator Ted Cruz Into Syria
Washington, D.C. - According to leaked information from an anonymous source inside the White House, President Donald Trump approved yesterday's Tomahawk cruise missile strike against a Syrian airfield...
View ArticleEagleCam Temporarily Shut Down After Teen Eagle Seen Masturbating
Minneapolis, MN: The Minnesota Department of Natural Resources'"DNR EagleCam Live Stream" was temporarily shut down last night after the video stream showed a male teenage Bald Eagle masturbating. The...
View ArticleTrump Strikes Historic Trade Agreement: U.S. Will Ship Our Unemployed to China
Washington D.C. (New York Times) In what is being called an unprecedented trade agreement, U.S. president Donald Trump has struck a deal with China in which the U.S. will ship unemployed U.S. workers...
View ArticleAmerican Plans First Vacation to Europe: Wonders if it will be a letdown like...
West Bend, IN, U.S. (Reuters) Michael Barnett, an electrical engineer from West Bend, Indiana, and his wife, Christy, have planned a vacation to Europe after 22 years of marriage. Christy Barnett...
View ArticleQuestion of Independence for Scotland Takes Unexpected Turn
Edinburgh, Scotland - Today Scottish Prime Minister Nicola Sturgeon told the media that she will push for a second referendum on Scotland's independence from the United Kingdom. This after, in...
View ArticleLocal High School Student Suspended After Confusing Balzac with Ballsack
Sweatynton, NJ (Associated Press) An 11th grade student from Grover Cleveland High School was suspended yesterday after apparently confusing the name of the French author Honoré de Balzac with...
View ArticleGerman Shepard Puppies Commit Suicide After Receiving Names From a Toddler
Colorado Springs (Denver Post): Four German Shepard puppies apparently committed suicide yesterday after their owner allowed her two and a half year old toddler to name the dogs. All four puppies...
View ArticleSix Trump Supporters Locked In Their Car For Three Hours
Washington D.C. (The Daily Beast): Six supporters of President Donald Trump are recovering after being locked in their car for three hours this morning. They were rescued by a 90 year old...
View ArticleNew Jersey Legislature Reconsidering Bill That Provides Jobless Benefits to...
Trenton, NJ (Fox News): The New Jersey legislature has sent back to committee a bill that provides the opportunity for ugly hookers to apply for state jobless benefits. The bill, H6901, added "Ugly...
View ArticleMovie "50 Shades of Trump" Canceled: Could Only Find 4 Shades
Hollywood, CA: A movie idea that has been floating around Hollywood since Donald Trump won the Presidency has been permanently shelved due to extreme lack of source material. The proposed movie, to be...
View ArticlePresident Trump Believed U.S. Was Launching Senator Ted Cruz Into Syria
Washington, D.C. - According to leaked information from an anonymous source inside the White House, President Donald Trump approved yesterday's Tomahawk cruise missile strike against a Syrian airfield...
View ArticleEagleCam Temporarily Shut Down After Teen Eagle Seen Masturbating
Minneapolis, MN: The Minnesota Department of Natural Resources'"DNR EagleCam Live Stream" was temporarily shut down last night after the video stream showed a male teenage Bald Eagle masturbating. The...
View ArticleTrump Strikes Historic Trade Agreement: U.S. Will Ship Our Unemployed Workers...
Washington D.C. (New York Times) In what is being called an unprecedented trade agreement, U.S. president Donald Trump has struck a deal with China in which the U.S. will ship unemployed U.S. workers...
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